coconut-coffee:

my wallet needs to be as thick as my thighs

(Source: fxckyork, via guy)

beyoncevevo:

"remember when you used to be friends wit-"

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(via guy)

kingjaffejoffer:

When someone with stank ass breath talks to you really close

(via guy)

stuck-in-the-frondzone:

enures:

If I punch myself and it hurts, am I too weak or too strong?

Holy fuck this messed me up

(via guy)

chris-evanger:

that-big-gay-impala:

phoenixmoonstone:

carryonmy-assbutt:

anycsifan:

sammycasdean:

superhetavengerstucklock:

drop-that-punpunpun:

i love it when TV shows make references to other TV shows

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now we just need a show that references Supernatural

(Source: skoeskebloesk, via spoken-not-written)

thegirldetective:

beyonceforbreakfast:

mallomallo:

gloomyteens:

gloomyteens:

when you feel your clothes fresh out of the oven

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OKAY SO I REALIZED I USED OVEN INSTEAD OF DISHWASHER BUT I KINDA FORGOT WHAT IT WAS CALLED AND USED THE NEXT BEST GUESS I COULD THINK OF

It’s called a washing machine

i think its a dryer like who would be feeling wet ass clothes

this post is a fucking train wreck

(via phobias)

onwardmydear:

minishcap:

can the science side of tumblr explain THIS

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I’m still waiting

(via tyleroakley)

100kplusnotes:

Follow for all posts with 100k+ notes

(Source: ifeelbiebergasm, via succeeding)

koalatea:

to the window
to the wall
to the trash where i belong

(via phobias)

suspend:

i think puberty works only for guys 

(via phobias)

meowrailsprite:

animatedcatastrophe:

I JUST GOOGLED WHAT CAUSES PERIOD PAINS AND APPARENTLY IT’S BECAUSE THE UTERUS CONTRACTS AND THAT CUTS OFF THE FUCKING BLOOD SUPPLY 

PEOPLE WITH PERIOD PAINS ARE LITERALLY FEELING THEIR UTERUS TRYING TO KILL ITSELF 

hello yes 911 this is an emergency my uterus is trying to kill itself

(via orgasm)

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