santatveit:

going back to school after a break is like when you pause a video game to go pee and when you come back you forget how intense and chaotic everything was when you paused it and the second you unpause it all your enemies collectively punch you in the face

(Source: hectorstaco, via orgasm)

guy:

sometimes i forget how old i am and i try to do things i used to do as a kid and i just

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(Source: guy, via orgasm)

princessstiel:

subculturalqueer:

I love The Sims because it’s basically just a bunch of pansexual people speaking gibberish and setting their houses on fire.

The pansexual agenda.

(via spoken-not-written)

oomshi:

dongboarding:

oomshi:

eat my ass

My mom said I had to eat my vegetables first

I respect that

(via gnarly)

(Source: orangeskins, via gnarly)

(Source: sheldony, via gnarly)

geekynproud13:

pullupthepoor:

holmes-sweet-holmes:

You know whats annoying? That it’s normal to know everything there is to know about football and know every players name and know the scores and dress up for games etc but god forbid someone knows all the actors of lord of the rings names and dresses up as a character for comic con, thats just SAD.

sOMEONE FINALLY SAID IT

THANK YOU

(via orgasm)

tresantes:

fruit salad 

*deep voice* yummy yummy

(via phobias)

(Source: hazelancester, via bellarkess)

skyrover9:

mkaiser323:

It’s fun to chant “Bloody Mary” into your car’s side mirror three times and watch her jog and try to keep up.

Being a dick even to demons

(via guy)

stayburned:

it seems that everyone i’m friends with is better friends with someone else and that really fucking sucks 

(via sincerelystratford)

ohhheck:

otterboxes:

ohhheck:

how do you ask what a glass of water is doing?

a glass of water is an inanimate object and is incapable of having a thought process or understanding english

water you doing 

(Source: officialblueshell, via guy)

arcticmonkeysjpg:

trav-tv:

Game postponed due to puppies.

WHAT A WONDERFUL PROBLEM TO HAVE!

(Source: lukasbuttdolski, via succeeding)

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